I started seeing the word "Labubus" everywhere a few months ago and thought "Are we still talking about those red-soled high heels? Weren't they popular like 10 years ago?"

That's how in touch with fashion I am.

A Labubu in Louboutin heels sounds just like the kind of mash-up which would at least sell a couple of T-shirts.

(T-shirt punch line: Louboubou. Coming to fast-fashion textile dumps in Lagos soon.)