I tried to get into Clojure, but a lot of the JVM hosted languages require some Java experience. Same thing with Scala and Kotlin or F# on .NET.

The early tooling was also pretty dependent on Vim or Emacs. Maybe it's all easier now with VSCode or something like that.

It doesn't require any Java but the docs do at times sort of assume you understand the JVM to some extent - which was a bit frustrating when first learning the language. It'll use terms like "classpath" without explaining what that is. However nowadays with LLMs these are insignificant speedbumps.

If you want to use Java you also don't really need to know Java beyond "you create instances of classes and call methods on them". I really don't want to learn a dinosaur like Java, but having access to the universe of Java libs has saved me many times. It's super fun and nice to use and poke around mature Java libs interactively with a REPL :)

All that said I'd have no idea how to write even a helloworld in Java

PS: Agreed on Emacs. I love Emacs.. but it's for turbo nerds. Having to learn Emacs and Clojure in parallel was a crazy barrier. (and no, Emacs is not as easy people make it out to be)

None of this even remotely true. I've gotten into Clojure without knowing jackshit about Java, almost ten years later, after tons of things successfully built and deployed, still don't know jackshit about Java. Mia, co-host of 'Clojure apropos' podcast was my colleague, we've worked together on multiple teams, she learned Clojure as her very first PL. Later she tried learning some Java and she was shocked how impossibly weird it looked compared to Clojure. Besides, you can use Clojure without any JVM - e.g., with nbb. I use it for things like browser automation with Playwright.

The tooling story is also very solid - I use Emacs, but many of my friends and colleagues use IntelliJ, Vim, Sublime and VSCode, and some of them migrated to it from Atom.