> I have at least a few readers for which the sound of a man's voice saying "government cell phone detected" will elicit a palpable reaction.

Can this be recreated as an audio clip for jumpscaring former govt employees?

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quamserena 14 hours ago | parent [-]

Why not just rip the audio file off? Would make for a funny DC request

Edit: On second thought this could be an OPSEC problem. Sorry but I don’t know if anyone can help you :(

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themafia 9 hours ago | parent | next [-]

If I were the president I would install this on random doors in the White House as a prank. It would be fun to watch the NSC fumble for their phone when walking into the oval.

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jjmarr 13 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

I bet the tts voice is public and something made by AT&T in the 80s or 90s.

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progbits 9 hours ago | parent [-]

Why TTS if it's just a static phrase? More likely that a random developer recorded that sentence and the wav is hardcoded in all the units.

	▲	teddyh 4 hours ago \| parent [-]
		It might be that the law around voice recordings are not as simple as we might imagine.