Anything ‘real’ I’ll do in R, but my wife is not super keen on that where we’re collaborating on something!

I'm not keen on R even at the best of times :)

If I need to do any kind of number crunchy stuff I usually use Julia right now. I really like Julia, it's a very cool language and platform, but for small things it's kind of overkill. I should really learn how to properly use LibreOffice.