> The amount of time and money we've spent just making sure we are in compliance is quite high, and we barely operate in Europe and don't collect PII.

So either you're lying or your lawyers are lying to you.

In 9 years you could've finally read and understood the rather small law yourself.

I have read and believe I understand it. That does not matter. What matters is can your decisions be defended in front of a judge. I am not qualified to figure that out, and unless you're a lawyer, neither are you.