Sorry for commenting about the page itself, but did anyone else have to go into reader mode to read it? The page is bouncing up and down, the text is extremely blurry and varying in size letter by letter, and every element seems randomly slanted.

I think you might have accidentally activated the page's "Drunk CSS" mode - https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2025/09/drunk-css/

Click one of the theme buttons at the top to restore normality.