Right but also this is a pretty common pattern in distributed systems that publish from databases (really any large central source of truth); it might be like the problem in systems like this. When you're lucky the corner cases are obvious; in the big one we experienced last year, a new row in our database tripped an if-let/mutex deadlock, which our system dutifully (and very quickly) propagated across our entire network.

The solution to that problem wasn't better testing of database permutations or a better staging environment (though in time we did do those things). It was (1) a watchdog system in our proxies to catch arbitrary deadlocks (which caught other stuff later), (2) segmenting our global broadcast domain for changes into regional broadcast domains so prod rollouts are implicitly staged, and (3) a process for operators to quickly restore that system to a known good state in the early stages of an outage.

(Cloudflare's responses will be different than ours, really I'm just sticking up for the idea that the changes you need don't follow obviously from the immediate facts of an outage.)