I high-beamed one of them, then they turned their high beams on - it was a shockingly ridiculous amount of light that's simply dangerous anywhere. Fuck Audi.

Man, this feels like a vehicular instantiation of class war. Pay enough and you too can blind others on the road.

What's next - frickin laser beams?

There are definitely some brands that market "laser lights". Now, they're not really lasers, but still.

https://www.bmw.com/en/innovation/dr-hanafi-and-the-bmw-lase...

Well all the Uber/Lyft drivers have led light bars mounted on their Prius’ now so the class warfare is well underway I suppose.