Down detector broke.... :-D
Yeah, how ironic. The site that is designed to tell you if something else is down, is currently down.
Life imitates art, Red Dwarf ~1989:
Lister: What's the damage Hol? Holly: I don't know. The damage report machine has been damaged.
It also reminds me of this part of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
https://www.penguinrandomhouse.ca/books/661/mostly-harmless-...