Looks amazing! Reminds me of a funny reddit thread about a man who built a fiber optic star ceiling for his daughter. The top comment was "First child?". :)

https://www.reddit.com/r/DIY/comments/8g8pce/fiberoptic_star...

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Brajeshwar 4 hours ago | parent | next [-]

And then the things you do to redeem your guilt for the second child is a whole interesting area.

	▲	random_moonwalk 3 hours ago \| parent [-]
		That's what the drum machine module is for.

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gwbas1c 3 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Don't assume: Could be an only child, or the spouse is stay-at-home, or the author has family wealth and doesn't need a full time job.

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giancarlostoro 2 hours ago | parent | next [-]

or literally none of those options

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prodigycorp 3 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

could also be the first child ;)

	▲	random_moonwalk 3 hours ago \| parent [-]
		Can confirm, they're my first child

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waitwot 17 minutes ago | parent | prev [-]

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