language rant: titles with assertions that "you" have or have not $whatever...they seem lazily worded.

Why do you think they’re “lazy”? The point is usually to bait you: “You’ll never guess this one weird trick!”

Here it actually makes some sense. There are _so_ many AWS services. It’s similar to the quiz about AWS service icons that demonstrated that not only are the icons broadly unknown, there are myriad unknown services which further complicates things.