Or someone comes up with an easy adb wrapper and now it becomes the go-to way to install apps.

Shizuku[0][1] already exists, it would certainly suck but it wouldn't be the end of the world.

Of course I would be much happier if I didn't need to use Shizuku in the first place.

[0]: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=moe.shizuku.pr...

[1]: https://shizuku.rikka.app/