"Java is a big DSL to transform XML into stacktraces"

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26663191

XSLT (or ANT) may be Turing complete, but it's firmly embedded in the Turing Tarpit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_tarpit

>"54. Beware of the Turing tar-pit in which everything is possible but nothing of interest is easy." -Alan Perlis