Hey, how dare you besmirch my favorite variety of slime mold by implying it's like HP and IBM products!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuligo_septica

Harvesting, cooking and eating Dog Vomit Slime Mold:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfbLSl_4o78

No, those are beautiful! I meant actual vomit, from dogs.