hopefully, “The first national bank of dad” remains solvent.

And can they take loans with negotiated interest rates and lock-in periods? Or invest in more risky products such as derivatives with a corresponding chance to lose all money? So much potential... ;)

	▲	ozim 5 days ago \| parent \| next [-]
		First they have to fill in KYC questionnaire and have no risky products if they did not have investing experience.
	▲	sebastiennight 4 days ago \| parent \| prev \| next [-]
		Just add a $6-7CHICKENJOCKEY memecoin where they can put money in, see a 50% daily return for a random period of time, and suddenly have it go to zero. Or even worse, in the tradition of these unclickable javascript buttons of the late 1990's, just detect when the finger is approaching the "withdraw" button and have the asset crash right before they can click!
	▲	roberdam 5 days ago \| parent \| prev [-]
		unlimited apps ideas :D