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cyptus 5 days ago

AFD is down quite often regionally in Europe for our services. In 50%+ the cases they just don‘t report it anywhere, even if its for 2h+.

RajT88 5 days ago | parent | next [-]

Spam those Azure tickets. If you have a CSAM, build them a nice powerpoint telling the story of all your AFD issues (that's what they are there for).

> In 50%+ the cases they just don‘t report it anywhere, even if its for 2h+.

I assume you mean publicly. Are you getting the service health alerts?

tomashubelbauer 5 days ago | parent | next [-]

CSAM apparently also means Customer Success Account Manager for those who might have gotten startled by this message like me.

ifwinterco 5 days ago | parent | next [-]

Alternative für Deutschland was strange enough, when I saw CSAM I was really wondering what thread I had stumbled into

cyptus 5 days ago | parent [-]

haha :D

linohh 5 days ago | parent | prev [-]

Thank you, not going to google that shit.

andrewinardeer 5 days ago | parent | next [-]

"Apply to become a CSAM mentor"

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psunavy03 5 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Some really unfortunate acronyms flying around the Microsoft ecosystem . . .

RajT88 5 days ago | parent [-]

Quite so. The acronym collision rate is high.

riffic 5 days ago | parent [-]

In general, plain language works so much better than throwing bowls of alphabet soup around.

RajT88 5 days ago | parent [-]

That's a funny criticism to make on a tech forum.

But, for future reference:

site:microsoft.com csam

Noumenon72 5 days ago | parent [-]

That's an even 5:5 split between both meanings.

nijave 5 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Back when we used Azure the only outcome was them trying to upsell us on Premium Support

RajT88 5 days ago | parent [-]

Do you recall the kind of premium support? Azure Rapid Response?

cyptus 5 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

in many cases: no service health alerts, no status page updates and no confirmations from the support team in tickets. still we can confirm these issues from different customers accross europe. Mostly the issues are regional dependent.

cyberax 5 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

> CSAM

Child Sex-Abuse Material?!? Well, a nice case of acronym collision.

mirekrusin 5 days ago | parent | next [-]

They should rename to Success Customer Account Manager.

tanseydavid 5 days ago | parent | next [-]

>> They should rename to Success Customer Account Manager.

No -- the one referencing crime should NEVER have be turned into an acronym.

Crimes should not be described in euphemistic terms (which is exactly what the acronym is)

rightbyte 5 days ago | parent [-]

You could argue "pornography" is the euphemism?

xp84 5 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Most companies just call 'em CSMs

red-iron-pine 5 days ago | parent [-]

but that makes them sound like Managers, which is not what they are -- glorified sales people, really.

actual Managers hate that

pndy 5 days ago | parent | prev [-]

Supervisor Customer Account Manager: a remote kind of job, paid occasionally with gift cards

mirekrusin 5 days ago | parent [-]

...performed by cheap, open weight LLM.

RajT88 5 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Definitely the most baffling acronym collision I have seen with Microsoft. I did one time count 4 different products abbreviated VSTS at one point.

dotancohen 5 days ago | parent [-]

Didn't MS have three things called "link" at one time? They were all spelled differently, of course.

SAI_Peregrinus 5 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

They must really depend on their government contracts with this administration…

codeduck 5 days ago | parent | prev [-]

Oh dear. Will make for an awkward thing to have on your resume.

senderista 5 days ago | parent [-]

"CSAM Ninja"

zemariagp 5 days ago | parent [-]

Wait till you hear about the Keen Kubernetes Knowledge iniciative

red-iron-pine 5 days ago | parent [-]

North American Zigbee Initiative

alias_neo 5 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Where do these alerts supposedly come from? I started having issues around 4PM (GMT), couldn't access portal, and couldn't make AKV requests from the CLI, and initially asked our Ops guys but with no info and a vague "There may be issues with Portal" on their status page, that was me done for the day.

llama052 5 days ago | parent | prev [-]

I got a service health alert an hour after it started, saying the portal was having issues. Pretty useless and misleading.

RajT88 5 days ago | parent [-]

That should go into the presentation you provide your CSAM with as well.

Storytelling is how issues get addressed. Help the CSAM tell the story to the higher ups.

nevf1 5 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

This is the single most frustrating thing about these incidents. As you're harmstrung on what you can do or how you can react until Microsoft officially acknowledges a problem. Took nearly 90mins both today and when it happened on 9th October.

cyptus 5 days ago | parent [-]

so true. instead of getting a fast feedback we are wasting time searching for our own issues first.

hallh 5 days ago | parent | prev [-]

Same experience. We've recently migrated fully away from AFD due to how unreliable it is.