> [Satya Nadella] said that the company’s future opportunity was to bring AI to all eight billion people on the planet.

But what if I don't want AI brought to me?

Sounds like someone has a case of the 'Mondays'...

Real life Pluribus https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pluribus_(TV_series)

You'll have to find another planet.

Although judging by the available transports it will likely be colonized by nazis.

Like most technology initiative these tech CEOs dream up: You're going to get it and swallow it, whether you want it or not.