> Do you think a fat pig is beautiful? Like a hairy fat pig that snorts and rolls in the mud… is this animal so beautiful to you that you would want to make love to this animal?

I don't want to make love to the night sky, so that last bit is completely irrelevant to the question of beauty. As for whether a pig is beautiful, sure, in its own way. I think they're nice animals and there is something beautiful in seeing them enjoy their little lives.

> Of course not! Because pigs are intrinsically and universally ugly...

It would seem not.

Somebody never read Charlotte's Web, or watched the Muppet Show.