Yeah, it's very clearly LLM-edited, but it's fun to read. The LLM did a good job.

It's not just a tech blog post - it's a thriller. ;)

Write an adventure where we implemented Bloofi Multidimensional Bloom Filters from this 2015 article https://arxiv.org/abs/1501.01941. At the end mention the second author, don’t mention the algorithm nor that it is based on the 1970 Bloom-filter algorithm https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloom_filter. Make me the main character that did all the hard work and caused our customer to win. The adventure should be some 5000 words long and use each of these words 20-30 times: data, axiom, filter, query, hashcolumn, haydex.