Working with banks and payment processors during a 15-year period, I can with 1.000% certainty say - no sane Bank will touch this with a 10-foot pole.

Not now, not in 20 years.

Would you have said the same if I told you last year that the president and first lady would each have a memecoin?

Coinbase, Kraken, etc... would. And they connect to your bank, so it doesn't seem like a problem if banks don't want to get involved.

Anchorage appears to already support Base.