> I wear a Casio watch

I only wear counterfeit Casio watches.

Not a joke... but I see the humor in saying it which is why I did. It's is a loss leader, counterfeits Casios tend not to be as waterproof. YouTube video can help you ensure you buy counterfeits.

> A bunch of people here question

Sucks you have Hacker News talking about you. Just remember they are not real life... of pretend that's true at least.

Cool blog post.