Are those pet rocks or wild rocks? Are they homebroken? Can they be a home rock as I won't be able to take them for walks daily.

What stack are you running? How do you guarantee sequential consistency of order numbers across your app server regions, cache layers and data lakehouse?

Removing choice is fine, but people will want to know what number they'll get if they order right now. Even if you can't or won't show the next rock, show the next number.

It is great they are documenting each rock. I would hate to get a forgery.

Like physical EtherRocks[0]. Do will also come with a digital certificate that can be transfered online?

[0] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/EtherRock

I need unnumbered rocks. Can you remove the numbering?

This will pair very well with my Anthropologie rock.

Are the rocks ethically sourced?

Yeah but where is the blog post about bootstrapping webscale rocks from the ground up? Where are the growth hacks? This could be a tectonic shift in the startup ecosystem. Watching this thread you guys rock!

Quick question... Have you considered letting customers come mine their own rocks?

~That's a good way to launder money.~

Err, tumble money. Err, that's a good internet gag.

Is this a commentary on NFTs?

Wait no IPV6 sequence? There was a dude at the 2016(?) Internet Yami Ichi Tokyo selling IPV6 numbered rocks but sadly cant find the link anymore.

Mayhe it is in here somewhere: https://yami-ichi.download/

What kind of scam is this?

$50 for a rock is outrageous. I would hope that it at least comes with a cool sticker, then I would be willing to accept it.

Their business plan looks rock solid!

What are your contingency plans if a hecto-billionaire suddenly orders 100 million rocks? Can you scale?

Congrats on the launch!

Small suggestion - work on the semantic structure and SEO.

It's all H1 Tags as far as the eye can see!

I’ve bought a lot from eBay (since 1998) and the joy of buying unique items is knowing the photo is of the exact object I’m receiving. Further from this experience, I understand the appeal less and less.

Is the backend storage reliant on RocksDB?

What makes a $50 rock different from the one in my backyard?

You should get Twisted Sister for your marketing campaign.

This kind of objectification is stone cold.

Literal art.

Business model: Uber for pet rocks!

you guys are entirely too cool. I love it. Perfect commentary after a work day full of ai adjacent nonsense.

Curious, was rocks.ai not available?

Are these organic?

Do you have a low salt version?

Is there an option for pasteurized or raw?

What about sustainable practices?

What about concerns related to gravitational change from such operations?

Is there a recycling program in place?

Do they come with an MSDS and waste disposal instructions?

What about a warranty? Isn’t that required by federal law?

Let them eat rocks

small typo: "Assignment: Assignment:"

Is nobody asking what mineral the rocks are? Are they all the same? Are there a few types of which you might get one of? Nobody cares?

Next up pumice.rocks , limestone.rocks, basalt.rocks?

Meh. Rocks are a feature, not a product.