You think when people see you get your laptop from a "paper bag" that doesn't create an impression?

You think that "creates an impression" is linguistically identical to "designed to impress"?

im·press verb 1. make (someone) feel admiration and respect.

Your solution just makes you seem like you go out of your way to be special.

This is pure projection.

I saw a homeless guy on the sidewalk today. Can you believe that? Such an ostentatious display of freedom from responsibilities.