I'm not convinced you know any criminals

Of course they do. Criminals are everywhere.

Anyone driving more than 30m/h over the speed limit is guilty of reckless driving. That's a criminal.

Anyone using controlled substances (including cannabis) is a criminal.

Anyone driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol is a criminal.

Anyone watching their kids while drunk/high -- a criminal.

And dozens of other things folks do every single day. Makes them criminals.

In fact, GP is almost certainly a criminal. Throw them in prison!