Make it long enough that it's not worth any human's time reading it. Like full-on balls to the walls slop. Pass it between different LLMs to add additional conclusions and subheadings.

In fact, do it in parallel where one chatbot is adding another few pages here, and simultaneously and independently, another is adding different pages somewhere else and concatenate the results together.

Once you get about 25 pages of dense slop, just conclude that AI made writing this report 1000x more efficient.

Hah, that's not going to help, they're not going to read any individual response. They're going to feed the entire thing into the AI slop machine and ask it to generate them a summary. It's a slop human centipede.