This one is fun: https://hackerone.com/reports/2981245

> submitter: After thinking it through, I’m really sad to say that I’m not comfortable with disclosing the report . I’d prefer to keep it private . I hope this doesn’t cause any issues, and I appreciate your understanding."

> bagder: I am willing to give you some time to think about your life choices, but I am going to disclose this report later. For human kind, for research, for everyone to learn. Including you.

> submitter: After thinking it over, I’ve decided I’m okay with disclosing the report. Honestly, the best way for me and others to learn is by learning from our mistakes, and I think sharing this will help .

A good one! I like how Daniel pretended like not disclosing it was an option just to show their reaction.

> "the best way for me and others to learn is by learning from our mistakes, and I think sharing this will help"

I guess it worked, that's their only hackerone report they made from that account.

Well, in reality the probably abandoned it, created another account and continued on with the script.