Or do yourself a favor and adjust your diet so that you're regular. Then you never have to go anywhere that doesn't have your cherished bidet seat and squatty potty. Just wake up, "go", and we're done for the day!

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trymas 6 hours ago | parent | next [-]

…unless you have any bowel affecting disease/syndrome or you are travelling and you have neither regular eating schedule, nor full control of your diet…

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genewitch 4 hours ago | parent | prev | next [-]

fellas, did you know that women generally use toilet paper, even if they are regular?

this is the comment and reply chain that actually dispelled HN's charm for me.

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fkyoureadthedoc 4 hours ago | parent [-]

> Why don't you just (something asinine)

is a very common HN, and social media at large, comment lol

	▲	fortran77 5 minutes ago \| parent \| next [-]
		Like "just run rsync" when DropBox was first announced. (see https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8863 ) See also see also /r/LOLHackerNews
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geodel 5 hours ago | parent | prev [-]

Agree. My simple advice is: Don't be full of shit when leaving home.

	▲	jermaustin1 4 hours ago \| parent [-]
		Doesn't everyone do a colonic before they leave their house?