> You putting "language" in scare-quotes is completely unnecessary, as that's not what she's arguing at all.

... then why is it in the headline?!

I'm not discounting the possibility that someone somewhere underneath this has done something approximating real science[1]. I'm saying that the link I clicked on, and the hypothesis it's pushing, is garbage. And I stand by that.

[1] Though "I made a database" might not rise to the level of clickworthy.