They demand that the children of adam go back through the wardrobe and stop killing the giants.

They also affirmed their ongoing calls for the white witch to thaw her statues and condemned the arrival of spring which according to the leaders of the goblin hordes created adversial conditions for them. "we are well adapted to winter, and the arrival of summer gives hope to our enemies". Read their official statement.

While concerns mount about the fate of the centuars and the sapient horses, the white witch is in the middle of constructing her 15th winter palace. "i think we should be focusing on more important things, like ensuring the supply of food so that my palace can get completed. Just because i've declared perpetual winter for the last 3 centuries doesn't mean we must starve. My team is in negotiations with Aslan and our demands from him are clear. We want him to surrender himself so i can murder him. I was here since the beginning, who is he to tell me what to do? Would you like a Turkish Delight?" she said in response to a question posed to her by our correspondent.

In other news Caloremens Deplorable Word program is close to a major breakthrough according to experts. "we are researching swear words for peaceful purposes only. In order to better train our language models on what to avoid" they insisted. They also denied claims they started the current war in Narnia as a distraction.