Honestly just asking what good is Android certification on a device that has no network access?

Turn certification off and your... banking apps... and wireless pay... and play store... and online game cheat detectors... stop working? That you... already weren't using apparently because you have no network?

Sorry, I'm having a really the hard time following the use case behind the outrage here.

Everyone is mad because they won't have Android certification on devices that can't benefit from Android certification?