If you need a glaring example of how utterly stupid the absurdity of accidental TV nudity can get, just look at the 2004 Super Bowl XXXVIII "wardrobe malfunction". That legal drama dragged all the way to the fucking Supreme Court eight years later.

Eight years.

All for a woman's breast being accidentally exposed for 9/16ths of a second.

That’s beyond ridiculous.

[1] https://www.scotusblog.com/2012/06/wardrobe-malfunction-case...