If you're in the London area at the end of October, the Royal Institution is hosting a special event where "Ig Nobel Prize winners will gather on stage to ask each other questions about their work"

https://www.rigb.org/whats-on/ig-nobels-face-face

> bonjour ca va?

> > me not speaking a word of french

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> > ca va bien merci et tu?