There's a really cool thing called a train where you can go places and do whatever you want in the process. If you want to be drunk and fuck around with your phone I recommend taking a train or bus.

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It's not very effective!

How are you going to get drunk people out of cars and onto trains? We've already made it really fucking shit for them. What's your next idea after trains? Prohibition?