Sports cars get to be very loud on purpose… so why not pedestrians?

Imagine shoes with pressure sensors and built-in speakers that blast a sound every time you step. Pick your sound pack: heavy boot thuds, robot clanks, cartoon boings, Godzilla stomps — whatever fits your vibe.

Would you rock a pair?

No. Noise pollution is pollution, and it cannot be easily averted. Deliberate loud noise upon others is a form of aggression.

Let's not add more pollution to public spaces for grandstanding, please.

These type of shoes already exist.

They're called clown shoes.

because the imbecile is exposed and does not have a car to flee

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