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DevX101 3 days ago

For anyone here planning on doing corporate fraud, just make sure you leave a $1-2MM line item for regulatory assistance.

qingcharles 3 days ago | parent [-]

By "regulatory assistance" I assume you mean "campaign donations"?

overfeed 3 days ago | parent | next [-]

No need to be that circumspect in 2025 - no one will investigate you; just funnel the money directly to a family member via a consulting gig, buy their shitcoin, or donate to a "charitable foundation" whose mission is to funnel money upwards

rtkwe 3 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

No we don't even have to be that subtle any more just call it a gratuity and the supreme courts says it's AOK to give obvious bribes so long as no one provably said "I'll give you $X dollars for Y action". It's painful how blatantly the highest court in the land has been captured by the same people giving these bribes.

triceratops 3 days ago | parent [-]

> just call it a gratuity

That's why tips are tax-free!

xenocratus 3 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

By "campaign donations" I assume you mean "bribes and kickbacks"?

paulpauper 3 days ago | parent | prev [-]

this clearly did not work for SBF

vkou 3 days ago | parent [-]

His mistake was giving more to the Dems, it's why he's landed a 25-year prison sentence under a Dem administration.

Remember when half this forum was convinced that both parties are equally corrupt, based on their feeling that he will certainly walk?

(That half of it is still convinced they are equally corrupt, but since their guy won and the ends justify the means, they no longer feel the need to articulate reasons for why they would feel that way.)

braebo 2 days ago | parent [-]

But Hunter Biden’s laptop!