This is hilarious. I wish I'd thought or doing it to my 85 year old father. Maybe I could have saved him the last 10 years of following spam email links into hellish conspiracy holes and identity scams. It didn't matter how many times I told him never to click on an email.

There should be a white hat phishing service you can hire to target your elders. Then when they give up their social security number, someone shows up at their door with a big cake with all their personal details in frosting.