The staircase you love, reimagined with roller skates.

Even if I did love Chrome, which I definitely do not, there's little chance I'd be excited about getting more AI.

I haven't loved Chrome in a very long time.

Yay! Soon our privacy intrusions will be sentient!

So they integrate Gemini to summarize open web pages and consolidate all your open tabs into summaries. You can search your history with natural language and type Gemini queries directly into the address bar.

this will give them a cognitive profile of you: reading comprehension, decision-making patterns, knowledge gaps, etc.

Scary.

Google is making computers our god but out of cruel irony we're doomed to pray to it via NCSA Mosaic.

"Don't be evil" ?

Oof

ew