I know that footguns are broadly "on-brand" for the flipper zero ecosystem, but exposing high-voltage leads like that without any warning whatsoever seems a bit much.

I don't know about the details of this device, but in general, simply being high-voltage doesn't automatically mean it's dangerous. One of the machines I work with in my day job has probes that put out around a thousand volts, but it's totally safe to touch them with your bare hands. You won't even feel a tingle.

That said, it's always prudent to treat any live electrical line as dangerous unless you know for a fact that it isn't, of course.

High voltage means nothing if the power source can't deliver the current. You could use a transformer to step up a AAA battery to a billion volts and it wouldn't do anything because a battery can't actually push out 1B/[your body's resistance] amps.

With low voltage battery circuits the main thing you have to be wary of is capacitors because those can push out a lot more current than the battery itself. Usually you can judge how much a capacitor would hurt if you touched it based on its size. If you have a device with 20 batteries charging a baseball sized capacitor, be very cautious (like the DIY gauss guns/rail guns you see on youtube). Even a thimble sized capacitor will jolt you surprisingly hard. One time I touched the charged capacitor of a disposable camera and the discharge gave me quite the zing.

Geiger counter with built-in taser. It's a feature, not a bug.

I believe it also doesn't make a lot of sense to have a real Geiger tube and have it exposed.

For the sexond, Geigers are binary, they only report detection events, not types. So you don't want it to be triggered on non-X rays like interferences from computers around, and you might also want to be able to occasionally remove surface contaminants from the equipment. Both of these are easily achieved by giving it a durable opaque case which is how everybody do these.

And for the first, I believe a modern photodiode taped over is by itself more sensitive than Geigers, even more so if coupled to a scintillator crystal(salts that glows in x-rays), not to speak of spectrometer based systems that can additionally tell energy levels therefore types and biological damage levels of incoming rays.

The real Geiger tube running on display is cool, but that's strictly it. I believe.

Current kills. Voltage just makes it possible for the current to get into you.

It is significant though?

The suggested board is powered by USB, that's 5V 500mA, so, 2.5W. Let's say the tube is run at the recommended 380V, at 2.5W, that's a current of 6.5mA, which is barely painful, and not dangerous. I guess that with that power, if the circuit really wanted to hurt you, it could boost the voltage in the 50-100V range for a ~30mA shock, which is definitely painful and the start of what is considered dangerous. Electric safety is complicated, there is so much to take into account: current, voltage, frequency, location, presence of water, etc... Skin resistance is far from constant.

Maybe it could do more if it disregards the 500mA USB limit to the full 1.2A that the Flipper Zero can deliver, or with capacitors, but it doesn't seem to have enough of them for a significant power reserve. If it could do that, I would also worry about plugging it to my Flipper Zero or to anything of value out of fear of damaging it, as it would have to be of pretty terrible design, but well, that's AliExpress after all.

Chinese Geiger counter kits sometimes include a single piece of plexiglass or nothing at all. I have one I only use when placed inside a plastic bag, so it's not going to be detecting any α. I haven't yet put it up against my CDV-717.

I'd highly recommend printing an enclosure for it.

Is there a schematic? How high we talkin?

About the same voltage as a carpet shock.