See? This is why I'm not ridiculously rich. I never ask, "how can I make lemonade (or limeade, as the case may be) out of this lemon?"

"Missed out on the misery of the OG Fyre Fest? C'mon out for Fyre 2.0! Blazing sun! You'll forage for your own food! Learn to make a shelter for yourself! And don't forget the great lineup of artists who didn't even know they were supposed to play here!"

> C'mon out for Fyre 2.0

I think they already tried this.

More likely: merch. FyreX or some other local silliness ironically playing out the ridiculousness of the whole thing. Maybe a shitcoin.