> God, the fact that everyone and their mother think they need to have an opinion regarding "agentic" wankering is absurd

This would have been a great place to stop if you wanted to avoid accusations of hypocrisy.

If there's any real truth to be found, it's somewhere between your opinion and OP's, but your righteous dogmatic opposition is just as suspect.

Upvote posts you like, don't whine that posts you don't like shouldn't exist.