> Adding an app for me to be very available across a fleet of hardware with ceph backed storage is a one-liner.

But irssi is a chat client:

  About
  
  Irssi is a modular text mode chat client. It comes with IRC 
  support built in.[0]

Don't be ridiculous, IRC is not a protocol that remembers, you need High Availability otherwise if the IRC client goes down you've lost important messages from bloodninja that you can never find again.

And I want my irs client to be around and keep my history. If it is a tool I use every day then it lives in my git repo.