"Why haven't you cured cancer yet?"

"We have a vaccine to prevent some very serious cancers."

"But it might turn my daughter into a hussy."

tialaramex 4 days ago | parent | next [-]

Also, forget "She might die of cancer" just exactly how bad is it if your daughter is a whore ? What else are we ruling out, independent business owner, politician ?

What happened to "I just want my children to be happy" ?

	▲	Fomite 4 days ago \| parent [-]
		I always thought "Cervical cancer is a just punishment for my daughter's mistakes" (leaving aside if it is a mistake) was horrific.

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Spivak 4 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Of course, I for sure held off on having casual unprotected sex with multiple partners as a teenager because I was worried about contracting HPV, but thanks to Gardasil my slut era was legendary and enduring.

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Fomite 4 days ago | parent [-]

Teenagers are notorious for making decisions based on consequences that are decades away from manifesting.

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Spivak 4 days ago | parent [-]

I can't tell if you think what I said was serious, I tried to hard to convey the /s.

	▲	fknorangesite 4 days ago \| parent [-]
		Don't worry; it was very obvious.

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8note 4 days ago | parent | prev [-]

"you never want grandchildren?"