I think the game itself has some potential, being held back by the landing page that is clearly trying to sell me the SaaS du jour.

It's much like an ad for a mobile game I saw the other day. It was something about building some kind of rotating tower, but the script was wholly unconvincing, saying stuff like "It's perfect for relieving stress". The AI-generated narration was not helping.

Now that I think of it, it read like text translated directly from some non-indo-european language and assuming a very different mentality.

Yeah, is this a game or a cloud hosting service