This is an exceedingly strange comment -- you made up a silly thing to get upset about, and are making fun of people who aren't upset about the thing, because you think it's the sort of thing they would be upset about, even though it isn't and you say as much?

This feels like a whole new category of straw man.

"thinking of inventing a new type of person to get mad at on here. maybe people who carry too many keys around.. i dont know yet"

-Dril