It was a pretty wild ride, for an arvix paper lol. Easily as good as a provocative work of fiction, It had me questioning my marriage briefly until I rolled over and looked at my toddler, and briefly thought “holy shirt this runs deep!” (And then obviously broke out of the spell of the story lol)

Still, it’s a testament to the level of emotional damage that these scams must levy on their actual victims.

The wild part will be when you find out that the toddler is actually the mastermind.