> I would love to see ancient tech fabbed out on modern processes.

> What's the smallest SOC you could design to run DOOM?

Depending on your definition of "modern", more than you think has been done. Intel's Quark were basically 486/Pentium hybrids but fabbed on a fairly modern (at the time) process. While Quark is no longer available as a standalone product, a derivative is part of every modern Intel processor in the form of the Intel ME system co-processor, and it's likely that a number of other Intel products (network cards, QAT accelerators, the ARC GPUs, etc) use them as system controllers as well (Quark essentially came into existence as a "formalization" of the multiple "micro-x86" implementations inside Intel being used as embedded controllers for various non-CPU products).

> What would a massively-multicore (gpu-style with multi-hundreds or more of cores) one of these run like?

This is close to what the original Xeon Phi was. Essentially 60-ish Pentium cores, with modern SMT and 512-bit vector units added. It worked ... OK? If the software development story had been better (e.g. actual first-class support in GCC) I think they could have been a much bigger success, but the need for ICC back in the ICC-costs-real-money days and initially very expensive hardware certainly held them back. At times I do miss some of their behavior.

Arguably a number of the RISC-V-based "AI accelerators" on the market are basically new spins on the same idea: a bunch of small cores, plus large vector/tensor units.