Someone email me when I can buy Barbed Wire Toilet Paper. That one is my favorite. Its so devious. Imagine needing TP but all you find is one roll. Rolled in barbed wire.

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crazygringo 3 days ago | parent | next [-]

Of all the items, that's probably the easiest to make yourself, for under $10:

https://www.amazon.com/Barbed-Barbwire-Baseball-Feeder-Garde...

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RyanOD 3 days ago | parent [-]

Those baseball bats are a bit unnerving...

	▲	crazygringo 3 days ago \| parent [-]
		I don't know what's worse, those or the... xmas trees?!!

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justinc8687 3 days ago | parent | prev [-]

https://anycrap.shop/product/barbed-wire-alcohol-infused-toi...

> This toilet paper combines luxurious comfort with unyielding protection against unwelcome visitors.

I’m in love with this thing!