You... you don't actually think we talk like that, do you?

I don't have to think how Germans speak there's no shortage of Germans passing around these parts.

That's how it sounds in everyone's ears, in countries with more melodic languages like Spanish or French.

(It's not even the pronunciation overplayed in the video for comedic effect, many words are already threatening sounding by themselves, just the letters on page invoke either threat or bureaucracy).