> It's theoretical Productivity Porn written by a student (check the about me page) who Wants To Be Remembered For Something.

I wish I'd known that before I read tfa, and then the two-part essay on How to Choose a Life Partner. This guy writes well and all, and I'm sure he means well, but he's about 20 years old. I don't need life advice from someone so inevitably inexperienced.

1. Does she have really cool hair?

2. Is she a fan of Sabrina Carpenter?

3. Does she go all the way by the second date?