> to grow all that shit Monsanto roundup-ready corn/soy/alfalfa/etc.

Corn and soybean seed generally has a viable period of around 2-3 years. Monsanto hasn't been in business for seven years now. Who, exactly, do you think stored their seed for so long and is now planting all that 7+ year old seed which, at this point, has a low chance of germination?

Don't play the fool, Monsanto's ghoulish soul is operating at peak influence under a different name

Do not underestimate the power of Monsanto Derangement Syndrome. To its faithful, anything is possible.